I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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