Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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