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(212): View more from New York

chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.

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(480): View more from Arizona

Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night

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(858): View more from California

She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.

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(913): View more from Kansas

Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.

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(954): View more from Florida

She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.

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(573): View more from Missouri

ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.

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(443): View more from Maryland

We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great

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(914): View more from New York

Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..

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