rhymes with "ouble enetration"
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Randomize
