Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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