So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
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