In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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