She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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