Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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