He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
babies were throwing up all over the place
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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