I'm really into asian looking animals
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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