I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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