I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Randomize
