hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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