I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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