i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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