I swear she didn't look like that last week.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I just had sex on a roof
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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