And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
17 year olds will be the death of me.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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