even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
worst night to have a conscience
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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