All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
If I die, sorry about rent.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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