Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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