i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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