i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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