Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
