Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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