It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
