Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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