yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
so let's talk penis.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
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