Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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