When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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