I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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