He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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