Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
We need to get me chipped asap
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
