i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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