So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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