Three words: puerto rican gang bang
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
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