it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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