So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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