Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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