she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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