His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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