This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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