You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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