And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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