it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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