I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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