Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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