so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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