No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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