i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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