You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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