I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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