He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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