That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
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