we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
My ATM looks so different sober.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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