all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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